Adult SMS / Text Messages

What’s an average 6 inch long
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?

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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

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Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)

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Full Time Masti … Non stop fun
6 Inch ka hai.
Size normal he
Mazboot he
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…

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It’s too tight
Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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Can kids of our age have kids?
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
And say that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR
Books And Study

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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